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How To Look Like A Celebrity Unicorn (Jhene Aiko Tells Us How)

 

 celebrities are supposed to look like mystical creatures.
that’s their point.
they aren’t supposed to look or act common.
some are failing at both due to social media tho.
so someone asked jhene aiko what her skin care regiment on ig is.
her skin is what dreams of made of.
this is what she fonted that she uses…
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“Tatts To Prove The Dick 2 Bomb”: Reasoning Fron Jhene Aiko

is dick ever that good?
i hope not.
for good dick,
i’ll get up and cook you breakfast while planning lunch.
i might even buy you a short set sans beyonce.
a tattoo with my wolf’s face tho?
ehhhhh…
jhene aiko did just that for her wolf,
big sean.
this is the tatt…
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Mr Popular, Where Are All Your Hoes Now?

“to the left, to the left”…

tumblr_m6gbj8YlOp1rul1syo1_400how true is that statement?
they say we are all replaceable.
the crazy part is,
people do not believe they are.
they think they will continue to be on top for ever.
worst when they are shittin on and using everybody.
some of you are talented enough to keep reinventing.
god has blessed you with “something” that keeps people interested.
you are talented so you don’t have to worry.
plus you are a good person and people can see that.
others depend on their looks,
body,
or body parts.
“clocks a tickin’.”
when your time is up…

Are you okay with that?

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