WTH??????????????????????????

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Well we have been expecting you.
You finally made your appearance to the public.
Not how your owner expected for you to be seen unfortunately (i think).
I am a little late to the party, but I cum to you with a question.…

Why so glum?

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YEAH, SO…..
THERE ARE SOME MEN THAT I’D CONSIDER FUCKING AMONGST FIRST MEET.
HE IS ONE OF THOSE TYPES.

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EITHER I’M LOOKING UP AT HIM…
… OR I’M LOOKING AT HIM FROM BEHIND.
EITHER WAY, YOU SEE WHERE HE AND I ARE GOING WITH THIS….

We have this client who comes into my job and you can hear him a mile away.
He is very loud and you can probably hear his voice in Pakistan.
We will call him Squawk because that is all he does.

Squawk is pretty gruff and rough around the edges.
Aren’t all Italians?
I guess I would give him a pass with his voice.
He has the type of voice that with the right tone,
it could turn into “come home and get this dick” type of thing.
But what is attached to the voice is just NOT kosher.

But, check it…

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