so the night before,
i ate something that didn’t agree with me.
i felt sick af,
but immediately drank a “detox” tea to get whatever out of me.

I WAS NOT MISSING THIS MARIAH/LIONEL RICHIE CONCERT

nope.
even if i had to overdose on alkaseltzer,
i was going.
i woke up and felt much better than i did.
since the pretty vixen is a huge mariah stan,
i asked her to go.
she was also more familiar with lionel richie than me.
foxhole…
that concert was…
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i like hotels.
take me to a hotel.
unless i’m with bae,
i might try some outdoor sexual excursion.
well you never know who is watching to put your freaky ass online.
a f-bi sent me a video of someone hooking up with a groundskeeper,
but captured by a peeping tom(ette)…
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before the alleged “h starts for” scandal,
i admired how usher lived on his snap and insta-snap.
he would always be traveling,
taking beautiful photos,
and showing us his behind the scenes in a luxurious way.
it wasn’t attentionisto at all.
he has a good eye for all things beautiful.
that was not meant to be shady,
btw!
well usher has gotten into yoga something serious.
he posted this on his ig…
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so rarri true isn’t really shaped like a square.
well,
with his clothes off.
the following video randomly popped up on my tumblr timeline.
i guess he wanted to show he wasn’t made by maytag…
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she looks like she uses her tears effectively.
i bet they hate her at supermarkets and restaurants.
so yesterday we talked about “tears of black trump supporters”,
but we’re gonna talk about “snow bunny tears” today.
those tears can be dangerous af.
either to cry about:

bad service at a public establishment
confrontation at work
“why don’t you love me anymore Ted?!” with the cheating hubby
getting the “big bad black wolf” in trouble

it’s well known that when a snow bunny cries,
someone(s) is rushing to her rescue.
so melissa franics cried today on “outnumbered” on fox news.
she is an actress and journalist.
they were discussing trump’s comments during his news conference,
but melissa got right in her feelings about it.
this is what happened…
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i never heard of patrick starrr up until recently.
i know of the character from “spongebob”,
but i didn’t know who ^this was.
i saw he was in one of kim kardashian’s snaps doing her makeup recently:

kim looked so uncomfortable.
an f-bi sent me patrick’s new music video.
well a “plus size swim look book” video.
it “starrs” (easy joke) a wolf the foxhole is very familiar with…

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