i am the F word who lives in the next block

yesterday,
i was on the phone with cousin hybrid for over two hours,
catching up on everything:

Politics
Dating
Life updates
Family
The ins and outs of males who lurk on Rih’s social media

but somewhere towards the end,
we stumbled onto an unexpected “a-ha” moment about our childhood…

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you’re single and hating life on valentine’s day, huh?

What we’re not gon’ do today is feel depressed.
What we’re not gon’ do today is feel worthless.
What we’re not gon’ do today is feel left out.

because let’s be real,
today is just the day for people to flex off their relationships.
the posts are rolling in:

“Haha,
I ain’t lonely today,
bitch!”

but realistically…

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so we are cool with that man in the oval office yesterday?

This has been the weirdest and wildest of timelines.

if the history books write about this,
and a strong “if” since they want to gut the department of education,
it is going to be a time that america was at its worst.

i have a ton of questions about the owner of X in the oval office.

the first one is…

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yarddie style has been giving it to me GOOD

I’ve had A LOT to font about Yarddie Style over the years.
Aside from loving that big backside of his…

my issue with him was his always been his stroke resume.
i have a confession to make…

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many white folks are still VEX at kendrick lamar for the super bowl

White America,
let’s font.

we’ve sat through your bruce springsteen anthems,
your queen ballads,
your ac/dc guitar solos,
your taylor swift eras,
and your madonna reinventions.

now i do like taylor and madonna.
still,
we watched and we nodded.
we even did a two-step when the beat hit.

…but now,
because kendrick dared to give a performance with depth,
lyricism,
and black excellence,

suddenly…

There’s an issue?

fox news is in shambles,
per usual…

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“sorry i haven’t been a friend to you. i’ve been getting f*cked stupid.”

Have you ever noticed how some people treat friendships like a waiting room until their relationship is ready?

growing up,
i went through hell with jackals so i mastered the art of the swerve early.

to this day,
people are still salty i dropped them like a bad habit.

it was never about me being a bad friend or two faced.
it was about them and their fucked up behavior.
too-da-loo bitch.
you know what really grinds my gears tho?…

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