Pay Me With Dick

Imagine meeting this….

Sexy as hell right?

The lips are on point.
Jawline is bananas.
Hopefully, the dick is like butter pecan pie.

He would definitely be commander in chief on your sex spaceship.

BUT….
there is a problem.

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Baller Woes and Low Blows: Drunk Francis

ARE TIMES THIS BAD????????

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In Devin’s Hard Times

I woke up this afternoon *ahem*
to a ton of emails from Foxes far and wide.

“DEVIN THOMAS HAS BEEN FIRED!”

what????????????????

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Big Dick Jones

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That is ALL I have to say.

Later.

The Answer To The Truth?

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Can I Play With Your Joystick?

I don’t mean to brag but,
I am a Mario Kart/Street Fighter champion muthafucka.
No one who has EVER tried to play me has won successfully.

I’m the illy.

Yet,
when it comes to tryna find that Wolf that I can rock his joystick,
I am not as good as others.

Are video games the same as trying to find love?

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