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I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (41)

tumblr_m45cbkaexS1r4yegro1_5001“oh how precious!
look at her!
she is absolutely precious and light skinned-ed-ed…”

…said no parent ever.
well maybe not.
the new school parental thots think “fuck shit” is cute.
this cub decided to lock her mama out the car to sing a disney classic we all know
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Slapped The Taste Out

slapslapslapslapi’m tired of hoodrats.
i’m tired of ghetto shenanigans.
i’m tired of people pulling out their phones to be on worldstar.
i’m just tired of it all.
is it just me?
so i know everyone saw this video with ^that mangy mutt getting slapped back into her mama’s womb yesterday…
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Come Here and Fuck My Juicy Hood Bussy Right Now

BNAw9lyCMAAo3NAthat ragga who posted that picture of the gun on his sis…
that really bothered me yesterday.
he got what we wanted tho.
j cole retweeted him plus he got a few followers in his attention whoring.
being extremely hood is “it”.
miley cyrus and these snow bunnies are takin’ twerkin to a new level.
rihanna and breezy wolf make “ratchet” look kinda cool.
they even got beyonce changing her tune.
you will be surprised how ghetto these stars are behind the scenes.
don’t let the media training fool you.
hood rats and their imposters are everywhere!
anyone with free wifi can access the internet on their computers and phones.
don’t even get me started on camera phones.
i started to wonder if being common is in?
are you taken more seriously when you are ghetto?
the white people are doing it so it’s cool now, right?
i’m sure all the ghetto females at my old job are still employed.
i had to ask…

Is life better as a hood rat?

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I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (20)

this actually made me smile.
fuck that.
it made me cry.
what happens…
when a news reporter just doesn’t understand the words “go away”?
well this happens…

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I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (12)

tumblr_m45cbkaexS1r4yegro1_500just got in a fight?
got stabbed too?
don’t go to the doctor.
make a vblog!.

WARNING.
VERY HAZARDOUS MATERIAL AHEAD

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yeah.
you may say “ewwwwww“…

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I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (10)

wha part of atlanta dis is right here?
so a hood mother and her friends decided to harass a security guard.
he had what they were looking for…

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