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So Usher’s Alleged Male Accuser Didn’t Get A Happy Ending?

i imagine this was usher’s face when he got the alert today.
i know it was mine,
as i was walking from the chinese spot for lunch.

USHER’S MALE ACCUSER…

…and that’s when i nearly dropped my food and my phone.
so the male accuser has a brief side of his alleged story.
apparently,
i can predict the future too.
this is what tmz had to say…
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Jazz Music and Charity Work: How One of Usher’s Alleged Accusers Got “Got”

…and usher is doing that well.
i know he is happy with all this kevin hart drama.
well,
not so fast!
one of the alleged accusers in his “herpes-gate” has decided to show face.
everyone meet laura helm and according to tmz
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So The Male Has Come Forward With Allegations Against Usher

i said to myself about usher:

“This scandal is going in a complete direction i didn’t think it would…”

can i be completely honest?
i was waiting for an alleged male to come out with a story.
now i love usher,
but the forests have always been a bark.
well a foxholer brought to my desk more alleged confessions.
this time a male is filing a lawsuit against usher via tmz
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Round 2? (Usher Is The One Getting A Bumpy Ride)

 when it rains it may just cause a tsunami.
ain’t that right,
usher?
his alleged “fucking” habit,
with that alleged bumpy situation,
may end up costing him more bread from hoes everywhere.
another one has come forward with a lawsuit.
this is what tmz had to say…
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“You Make Me Wanna”… Run and Get Usher’s Valtrex?

i mean…

“confessions”
“before i met you”
“burn”
“dirty dancer”

…the jokes are endless with the following story.
so usher might be out here dancing dirty.
it’s reported he had to pay off a vixen he smashed.
why?
 he allegedly gave her herpes.
yeah!
i kid again.
the new york daily news has more…
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