Tag: help
so they are trying to make ya’ll alcoholics in DC?
I don’t drink alcohol anymore.
shocking,
right?
it’s been about a year since my last sip,
which was a glass of wine with pasta.
i know,
thrilling stuff.
truth is,
i was never really into drinking like that.
i only did it because,
well,
everyone else was doing it when we went out.
don’t worry because i’m not completely boring!
I prefer to eat my weed instead.
tiktok’s favorite food reviewer,
keith lee,
recently hit up some DC restaurants and discovered something interesting…
why do we expect kamala harris to only help black people?
I had to wonder:
Is it fair to ask Kamala Harris to be the savior of black people alone?
my friend threw this at me today,
and honestly,
i had to do a double take.
kamala harris isn’t just here to champion black folks...
i didn’t know this cowboy was a Foxhole fav (i was fooled by his beard)
i saw this picture fly down my twitter in between all the filth and narcissism,
and the first thing i thought to myself:
“This is the type of shit Bey is singing about in Cowboy Carter.”
it got me wanting to a the sequel to brokeback mountain.
“brokeback mountain: II legs II heaven“.
so i didn’t know who he was until the Foxholers told me.
um…
step right up to see (another) half man/half horse
when the conspiracy theorists bark that they are injecting hormones in our food,
i’m starting to believe it.
What in THE WORLD is making these males have these horse meats?!
in the last entry,
we talked about length and girth.
a Foxholer sent me one of their favs but i screamed in horror…
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allergic reactions and legal representations?
Everyone has an addiction.
some are addicted to shopping.
some are addicted to attention.
some are addicted to dick.
one of my addictions is coffee.
iced coffee,
in particular.
i fuckin’ love iced coffee.
i prefer iced coffee from dunkin rather than starbucks.
i’m not a fan of starbucks.
yesterday,
i ordered a large iced coffee and when i drank half of it…
would you let harvey weinstein s*ck you off for a career in hollywood?
lemme ask ya’ll a real question:
You’re a struggling “something or the other”.
Pick a career in Hollywood.
That creature above tells you that he will give you all you need…
…BUT,
and there is a big BUT,
he wants to allegedly suck you off in front of everyone.
would you let him?
you’d be shocked at who would say YES.
some of you would close your eyes and imagine he looked like brad pitt.
OMG,
imagine doing that and he ghosts you after?
UGH!
katt williams said that harvey weinstein allegedly asked him to do that.
he claims this is why he got canceled by harvery weinstein on shannon sharpe’s podcast…
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