the whole gossip girl storyline resembles our current lives today.

Backstab each other
Do drugs
Fuck each other
Fuck people we shouldn’t be fuckin’
Buy nice shit
Post the nice shit and the people we are fuckin’ online
Get exposed in some form or another

dare i say,
gossip girl was kinda what started off this whole social media life.
you know all of the folk’s scandals and gossip gets exposed on social media first.
the final season,
like many,
was an absolute shit show.
they decided to raise gossip girl from the dead,
revamp it with a modern look,
and add rich teenage hipsters who are trying to be different but are like everyone else.

Sounds like some of our lives right now.

some of us love a good scandal.
i’m on a heavy “serena” right now.
up and left,
but i’ll be back to stir up shit soon.

hbo max has been cock teasing with posters and clips…

but they finally released the full trailer today for gossip girl 2021 and…

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i never knew i’d be turned on by metallic biceps.
ay yi yi.
everyone was excited about “mortal kombat” being released.
for many millennials like myself,
we grew up on that video game.
well,
ya’ll did.

I am a Street Fighter guy.

mortal kombat had too many damn buttons to remember shit.
back,
back,
front,
and forth,
while doing coding just to do a fatality.
i’m good.
i don’t know much about the lore,
but i know some of the main characters and well…
(heavy on the spoilers)
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foxhole,
i cannot stop thinking about “the undoing” on hbo max.
it has literally been living rent-free in my head since i watched it last week.
that’s the type of tv programming that i like.
i love shit that fucks with my head.
the thing about the show is…

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“sex and the city” was a cultural phenomenon.
vixens and gay males loved tf outta that show.
that show had white vixens from wisconsin moving to new yawk,
living in shoeboxes,
just to wear labels and fuck randoms they met in clubs.
i feel like that’s where all the gentrification came from too.
even some black vixens moved here to live their “sex and the city” experience.
hell,
the show inspired me to font about my love and sex life like carrie bradshaw in her iconic columns.

“I had to wonder…”

at the time,
there wasn’t a show where it showed new yawk in the light in which it did.
it showed this city in a glamourous way,
all while highlighting the drama of sex and trying to find a “mr. big” in this big city.
when i watch now,
carrie and mr. big was toxic af.
samantha jones,
who was my favorite,
is the “sex” in “sex and the city”.
 sarah jessica parker,
who played the iconic character of “carrie bradshaw”,
surprised us with the trailer for the reboot on “hbo max” but…

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