Come With Me, Hail Mary (Dive In This Songzbird Inspired Entry)

you should be happy.
i have your album.

oh shut up songzbird.
it’s okay.

so, songzbird dropped his video for “hail mary“.
i see he needed that “hood song” to get him in the clubs….

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Terrence Williams Is Now Engaged To Trey Songz X.

terrence wiliams and his humongous balloon lips are now taken…
by trey songz x chick, helen gedlu.


terrence is a baller wolf from the sacramento kings.
peep these feel good pics of the proposal on their vacation…

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Songzbird Invites Stevie J To Attempt To Sell This Record

songzbird is desperate… and i love his desperate ass.


he done got stevie j to make an appearance in his new video, “Hail Mary“…

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I’m A Sinner… and I Like it That Way.

Hail Mary, full of grace
Get down on your knees and pray
Jesus Christ, hanging on the cross
Died for our sins, it’s such a loss
Saint Christopher, find my way
I’ll be coming home one day
Saint Sebastian, don’t you cry
Let those poison arrows fly
Saint Anthony, lost and found
Thomas a cryin’, just stand your ground
All those saints and holy men…

Catch me before I sin again

I hate Christians.
I do not hate God.
I love him for the fact that he sent his only begotten son to die on the cross for me.
But, I really hate Bible Thumpers.
I hate them with a passion.
They are what is wrong with church today.

Where the fuck do you get off trying to tell me about myself?

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