“do 1,000 sit ups before breakfast. 2,000 before lunch, and 10,000 before bedtime.”
“see these rock hard abs? they came from doing sits on the holy grail and drinking cat blood right after.”
“you can get bouncing pecs too. just make sure you lift your weight in a mini cooper and then wrestle a rabid raccoon right after.”
“i’m a herbalife life assistant. contact me today.”
is herbalifethe male mary kay?
yeah so those are all instagram statuses. you know i keed.
first it was models,
then it was twerking,
now its the BILF (body i’d like to f).
now we’re talking! personal trainer wolves have started to flood instagram.
you can’t page hop without seeing compression shorts, work out videos in the playground, and sweat juice pecs. listen i love my wolves with the muscular bodies. i been known to worshipa nice body, while on my kneeswith spanish candles burning, but has anyone noticed that everyone with muscle mass wants to whey in on a workout regiment?
it seems like these wolves who sucked as athletes have decided that training would be their life goal. how fun is some meaty asshole telling you that you ain’t shit because you don’t live in the gym? how fun also that they won’t date anyone who isn’t working out either?
its like they have the personality of a dumbbell. you notice a majority of these wolves have no one? how can they have anyone really? well besides “gymella”and that bitch is pretty much ran through.
hell the illusion of great work out like sex maybe just a fantasy as well.
i don’t mind the free work out tips,
but god forbid i try to hit them up about advice. hell even personal training sessions… i mean you are a “personal trainer”right?
i’m starting to think that personal training is all some of them have to offer.
with a gym now on every corner,
and a “steve to stephon” type dude with an instagram account, i couldn’t help but wonder…
has personal training
become the new fall back career for swaggless men?