future

Future Decided To Put A Ring On It (Ciara Being It)

ciara and future are allegedly engaged!
couldn’t be me.
that wolf already came with a village,
baby mama drama,
and an f-bi said she’s allegedly about to become another one.
am i the only one who would be stingy with my pussy if i was a vixen?
not every wolf could drop “open in 9 months” packages off up in there.
i like drop offs where i can see em:
my checking and savings account.
congrats tho!

lowkey: baby and drama free colin kaepernick tried to get at her on twitter.
her pussy is obviously on the fritz.

Ciara Has Future By The Balls

speaking of future,
this is ciara’s single cover for ( x overdose ).
why did i think those were man hands grabbing his crotch?
at least she trying to sell this album ya’ll.
i like this track tho.

Jill Scott Thinks ASAP Rocky and Future Are Ridiculously Fine

asap rocky and future seem to have all the vixens going crazy.
could be the nice teethus,
clear smooth skin,
and the long hair.
well jilly from philly aka jill scott thinks rocky is ridiculously fine,
while future was carved from stone in this interview on hot 97…
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Who Woulda Thunk Home Depot Had All Kind of Woods, Drills, and Pipes?

“so i take it we not fuckin?”

bye astro-wolf.
that was the text i got at 7am this morning.
i ignored it.
that makes about 7 random texts i have ignored.
he still don’t know why either.
he should ask whoever texted me asking who i was…

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mental homework (9)

…but after this comment,
i may start again.

i love a feel good story.
after the year i’ve had,
to read something like this makes me uncheck “GIVE UP” and recheck “KEEP GOING“.
ty came by and left this comment i felt everyone needed to read.
foxes especially.
he left it in “It’ll Cost 10,000 To Get A “Fat Ol Donkey Ass” By Christmas!”
there is a message in it for you somewhere.
you’ll find yours…