foxhole

i’ve made it! (foxhole do you hear me?!?)

they say you have officially made it when:

1 – a celeb gives you a shout out
2 – someone swag snatches you on a sex site

well foxhole…
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azealia banks wants to make sure your bussy is on point

so azealia banks has a soap for all your bussy needs.
*shrug*
yeah,
we’re gonna font about it.
you know i loves shenanigans.
so as you know,
or didn’t,
“bussy” is another term for your “foxhole”.
for those who need to be led to the water,
i’m gonna seriously judge you this sunday
azealia has a soap called “bussyboy” that she sells on her site,
cheapyxo.

she posted exactly what “bussyboy” does on her twitter.
she gave a a few examples from a happy customer as well…
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foxhole, can you pencil me into your calendar?

i think every foxholer,
whether professional or not,
should utilize their calendars.
celebs and execs can’t function without theirs.
it’s why “the big deals” have assistants to manage their lives via calendars.
your phone isn’t just for taking selfies and making sex tapes.
it’s a smart phone that should be keeping you…
well,
smart af.
even my ratchet foxhole should keep a calendar.
so jamari fox utilizes tf out of the calendar on his phone.
i’ve used it to schedule when bills that where due,
but i have since really gotten involved in incorporating so much more.
i have to thank pose for that…

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in my (toiletries) bag

i think everyone should have a toiletries bag.
i have been carrying one to work for years now.
after lunch,
or an after work outing,
i would be equipped with my essentials.
last night,
i finally started unpacking the bag id carry to my old job.
i hadn’t removed my toiletries bag yet,
but i figured it would make for a great foxhole entry.
so this is my bag:

it was a “d&g” toiletries bag i got in a gift set with the cologne,
“the one”.
yours doesn’t have to be that level of expensive.
it is whatever your style,
big or small.
take a look at what i kept in my bag…

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i make a better catcher than a pitcher

i feel like an absolute idiot right now.
okay,
let me rephrase that.
i feel like an absolute idiot because i don’t know how to pitch the foxhole.
something i love and want to make a career out of,
i don’t know how to write a fuckin’ pitch email.
it’s like…

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f0xmail: I’m An Actor, But I’m Also Gay and Living In Fear! Help!

FOXMAIL

Hey Jamari,

Let me first start off by saying I am a fan of you, your work and just overall everything you stand for. I was hoping you could give a little insight on something. My dream is to be an actor, I love the craft I live for it; it’s one of the few things in my life that feeds my soul. I’m openly gay but discreet. And as a young gay BLACK man I have 3 strikes against me.

1. Black
2. Male
3. Gay

I know that it’s 2018 and it seems like everyone is getting their life these days but in the same breath there’s still a stigma on us. We can’t be considered “masculine” or we can’t play the lead bc with ppl knowing that I’m gay I won’t be taken seriously. I want to strike it big but I’m.. I guess you can say stuck on the F.E.A.R. complex

Fuck.
Everything.
And.
Run.

Mostly because I’m fearful of being typecast or shunned bc of my sexuality and as much as it pains me to admit it but I’ve been on the Grimmr (yes, I call Grindr the Grimmr bc let’s just be honest that thang is GRIMEY!! lol) yes I’ve sext’d and feel that if I do become a star someone will “expose” me. Now don’t get me wrong FAME is definitely NOT the goal, I would still act if even if it were in dinner theatre (God forbid) but how can I get over my FEAR complex and finally LIVE and not just exist?

Much Love & Light