foxhole

The Rumor Is He Gets Down (and I’m Trying To Get Some)

everyone likes a good piece of gossip.
don’t act like you don’t.
i know i do.
i ain’t gotta lie.
i’m a sucker for the “such and such gets down” gossip.
also the: “he is d/l and he fucked me so good my toes curled”.
guilty as charged.
for those of us who put online dating on hiatus,
the new way we try and meet potentials is through “the fox wire”.

the fox wire (n): an amazing confidential place where members of the foxhole trade information

we hear about “such and such” being a wolf,
how his pipe rattled a rib cage,
and all the other dirt to make us go buy a couple bottles of fleet.
is this the new way to date?
i had to wonder…

Is “word or mouth” the new informational highway?

Continue reading “The Rumor Is He Gets Down (and I’m Trying To Get Some)” →

so yung berg got caught up tonight.
ray j’s manager,
walk100,
allegedly walked in on him while he was in the middle of a foxhole.
or maybe it was his foxhole?
well this is what he said on his instagram…
Continue reading “Did Yung Berg Get Caught Diggin’ In A Foxhole Tonight?” →

ASSumptions May Get You The Pipe or Nah? (Question)

lets say you are talkin’ to a dude.
he identifies as “straight”.
lets say he…
okay wait this is what happened and i need the foxhole’s opinion…
Continue reading “ASSumptions May Get You The Pipe or Nah? (Question)” →

When The Foxhole Goes Deep In The Locker Room (1)

so you know the f-bi is everywhere.
the foxhole runs pretty deep.
well one of the f-bi works behind the scenes in the nba.
i got a foxmail of what he saw in the locker room after the sixers vs bulls.
well...
Continue reading “When The Foxhole Goes Deep In The Locker Room (1)” →