church is the place where one goes to get drenched in the holy spirit.
well thats what it is “supposed” to be.
nowadays you getting drenched in some other shit.
being completely honest but church is the place to get good gossip,
great drugs,
and greater sex.
the best part?
you can have a do over every sunday at altar call.
yup!
go up there with a face full of tears and repent for all your weekly sins.
um, score?!
i started to wonder if church is starting to become a joke?
or has it always been a inside joke that went over our heads?
is it best to just stay out of that fire so you won’t get burned?
really…

Is church really the devil’s playground?

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#POW

odell beckham jr is handsome.
meaning his facial features are symmetrical.
well in my world it is.
the pre baller wolf from lsu,
college team of the recently drafted honey badger,
got my attention on hood‘s joint and well…

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the delicious model wolf wendell lissimore.
i remember when i first saw him.
he was on some show on centric.
“model males”.
“males 4 models.”
“modelling males 4 models.”
aww hell i dunno the name,
but i do remember he was beefing with some other male model.
either way wendell stood out as someone i’d let smash.
nice ‘n’ hard.
would you?…

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when i want something,
i get it.
i featured these two pre baller wolves yesterday,
but i wanted to know who daddy on the left was?
foxholer CJ left a name in the comments.
“joshua harris”.
welcome to the foxhole meat locker josh…
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i purposely removed the eye sore he was next to.
yes.
“it” ruined a good picture.
anyway everyone is mad at my scorpio wolf, colin.
why?
he wore a miami dolphins hat to the beach.
he plays for the san francisco 49ers.
i know.
i rolled my eyes too.
well he took to instagram to respond and well…

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