the first things i notice in anyone i’m attracted to:

Face
Biceps
The Cheeks

…and not all the time in that order.
i usually scan the facial,
biceps can be seen in most tight shirts,
and depending on the type of pants,
his cheeks can be in full display.
what’s cums inside his pants is always a good or disappointing surprise.
so i decided to take a break from the world today.
i’ve been emotionally exhausted just off this week alone.
i decided to take in a movie to relax.
foxhole…

The Invisible Man was GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.

it had me on the edge of my seat.
aldis hodge,
one of my favorite up and coming black acting wolves right now,
is one of the stars on the movie.
he pushed me to watch the movie tbh.
oh course,
i noticed his face…

but then he made me came with the biceps…

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there is a saying that i love:

“Don’t cut off your nose to spite your face”

it means doing something destructive out of anger or jealousy,
but ending up hurting yourself in the process.
this is what’s happening at my ex-job now.
karma came quicker than i expected…

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“what you doing baby daddy?”

that was my straight wolf friend on the phone today.
i know you’re like “tf?”.
okay so i told him a few days ago that i wasn’t feeling good.
he told me that i was pregnant and i replied that it was “his”.
i’m a smart ass.
so today,
that was how he greeted me when he called me.
he’s cute and a “question mark”,
but after all the ww drama,
i try to keep these “situationals” short and sweet.
i’m not trying to get “caught up” with these weird straights anymore.
he did say something to me earlier tho…

Continue reading “This Is Just My Face (Try Not to Stare)” →

since my ex coworker with the skinceuticals connect played me,
i had to figure out how to get that same skin back.
since i’m unemployed af,
i can’t go and charge up a ton of products that cost over 100 dollars.
it was time to really investigate.
so i started looking at ingredients in drug store products that matched what i was using.
i found a few that have helped me get it back together…
Continue reading “Cheap Tricks” →

so i got my explanation today.
i have been wondering what is wrong with me?
why don’t wolves ever try and get with me?
lately i have been getting hit on tho.
just the other night,
this old wolf tried to get my foxtail.
he disguised it as:

“do you make web pages?”

like…
who does that hard labor anymore?
this ain’t myspace!
well one of my home-vixens explained it to me tonight.
i get it.
i guess…
Continue reading “You Look Like A Bitch (That’s Why He Didn’t Holla)” →

so for the last couple weeks,
hell months,
i’ve been breaking out like crazy.
i will admit,
i’ve been stressed and over-eating all the wrong things.

sugar
chocolate
grease

…comfort food?
either way,
i had enough.
my foxy sexy don’t work with a crunch bar face.
i remember one of my readers suggesting bentonite clay way back.
the problem is,
were the hell would i get it?
so i went to amazon and there it was…
Continue reading “I Smeared It All Over My Face and Left It On For 20 Minutes” →