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so let’s talk about my favs in the “2019 espn body issue”

i always knew chris paul was packing major tail.
it’s even more amazing in person.

i continue to love your work God.
so i have been waiting patiently for this day.
foxhole…
when ya’ll blew up my spot about the “2019 espn body issue” being released,
and i saw some of the images,
all i could do was let out a slight whimper.
i didn’t dare watch the videos because i’d spontaneously combust in my office.
so i ran home and examined all the images and videos.
these are my personal favs

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evander kane allegedly been shooting up the club with his pistol

“nah baby ima pull out…
i promise ima pull out…
*squirt*
shit…”

for some wolves,
in the heat of the moment,
you might let him shoot up in your club.
in other words,
you’ll let him leave you leaking.
okay,
let me rephrase…

He’ll be bustin’ nuts all in ya

for gays,
we have the issue of catching diseases.
for straights,
it’s diseases and bringing about another human.
nhl baller wolf,
evander kane,
allegedly has been all up in his alleged side’s stomach.
so much so,
she has allegedly gotten pregnant about three times.
now she’s suing and here’s why via “tmz sports”
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