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dababy will be refereed to as “dadownbad” (or “dadownbadbaby”?)

you know when you open the oven after you preheat it and all that heat comes out?

 that is dababy.
he opened the oven and his little ass fell tf in.
you know when you’re in that “idc” phase,
your adrenaline is pumping with massive amounts of “no fucks to give”.
once it (and you) start to come down,
you start seeing how much land that you burned.
i loved this pr apology that he posted on his ig:

 

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because anyone with common sense knows he didn’t formulate those sentences.

right after dababy posted that,
he started to see how much he actually scorched in his nonsense…

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now what is a baller doing trying to scam the system during the rona? (josh bellamy)

black folks who ain’t use to nothing,
and out here trying to scam the system,
are too much of a liability to be around.
some black folks love to wear their stolen wealth to flex all over social media.
imagine if there was no social media tho.
would folks be able to scam a lot better?
josh bellamy,
a nfl baller wolf just got dropped by the jets,
got charged with trying to scam the system during the rona
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antonio brown might be over

grand opening; grand closing.
i didn’t think it would happen in 2 weeks tho.
antonio brown
my first response when i saw this story was:

“Eek.”

i thought he found a new team,
would work his ass off to get a ring,
and be the “you thought?” story of next year.
nah.
The Universe seemed to have other plans.
he actually went and did some fuck shit via “espn“…

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this new era for nicki minaj is fallin’ flat-tat-tat-tat

i don’t understand “stans” these days.
nicki minaj gets over 2 mill on a pic,
has a ton of followers on all her social media platforms,
and her barbz will attack you on command but…

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why would jussie smollett allegedly do this in a parking lot?

hi.
remember him?
that’s jussie smollett and he’s laying low in hawaii.
remember i fonted that he needed to go away for a while?
well,
he did that until he got caught in a parking lot doing this

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jussie smollett shows us how being black and gay does pay off

too soon?

*before i start,
can i font how much i appreciate the foxhole?
when a story breaks,
i get the alerts from you guys.
from the bottom of my font,
i am extremely grateful.

so jussie smollett has much to celebrate about.
he might even be planning his “told ya so” party for the weekend.
as you know,
he has been dragged through the mud about his alleged hate crime,
even while holding on tight to his alleged innocence.
in a twist that made me swallow my banana whole,
all of the charges against him were dropped early today.
not only that,
his record was expunged like nothing happened.
( x read more here )
he was free to go with some community service under his belt.

yup.
just like that.
i know you’ve been anticipating to read my thoughts

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