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janay needs to get her son and put derwin davis in rehab ASAP

derwin…
i read a disturbing story today.
it was about derwin davis from “the game”
aka pooch hall,
and i’m shocked at how far he has fallen.
it seems derwin isa heavy alcoholic lacking common sense.
allegedly,
he was shit faced drunk behind the wheel with his 2 year old driving.
i kid you not.
i’m so confused at this…
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A Demon Was Trying To Get Eve Out Here

i love me some eve.
i have supported her career since the start.
watched the tv show and bought the music.

sidebar: i remember i met up with some wolf,
 years ago in the summer,
at downtown; les.
we were at a bar he managed,
just talking,
and this pretty vixen walks past with a friend.
he goes “yo you peep eve?”.
when i look,
she was standing waiting to cross the street.
i saw her briefly,
but she is so pretty in person.
i wanted to go up to her,
but i like to give celebs space and not be “that person”.

anyhoo…
eve shared a story on her show,
“the talk”,
about how she was drugged at an industry party.
this is what she had to say
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Is This Is What Happens When A Blogger Dates In The Industry?

jason-leesee this is the mess i don’t like.
you know i’m not a fan of the outings.
well blogger and socialite,
jason lee,
is actually involved a recent outing.
well kinda.
so this is the reason he threw a drink on hazel-e on “lhhh”.
she kinda threw his business in his face and he returned the favor.
apparently he allegedly dated…
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The Devil Drinks My Toilet Water

toilet-snake1you know these sayings:

when it rains, it pours.
shit has shit the fan.

well i’ll add one to the list:

when shit gets backed up, it overflows.

uh uh.
the devil is so busy.
lets go down a timeline of yesterday,
shall we?…
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I’m In The Mood To Swallow Something Smooth For Dinner

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i wanted something nice to drink with dinner.
nothing too hard.
so i put on my clothes to head to the likka sto.
as i’m walking i spot this fine ass wolf talkin’ to some vixen.
all in my grill.
eye fuckin me rea slow.
i return the favor.
he was spanish.
brown sugar.
long hair.
kinda tall.
built.
she was… cute.
wasn’t me tho.
i stood next to them to cross the street.
he is sneakin’ looks as she was all over him.
pissed because i wanted to get that number,
but i knew it wasn’t happening.
i get to the likka sto’ and i dunno what to get.
alize?
nuvo?
mixed with a little v.s.o.p?
i decided on…

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Come Here and Fuck My Juicy Hood Bussy Right Now

BNAw9lyCMAAo3NAthat ragga who posted that picture of the gun on his sis…
that really bothered me yesterday.
he got what we wanted tho.
j cole retweeted him plus he got a few followers in his attention whoring.
being extremely hood is “it”.
miley cyrus and these snow bunnies are takin’ twerkin to a new level.
rihanna and breezy wolf make “ratchet” look kinda cool.
they even got beyonce changing her tune.
you will be surprised how ghetto these stars are behind the scenes.
don’t let the media training fool you.
hood rats and their imposters are everywhere!
anyone with free wifi can access the internet on their computers and phones.
don’t even get me started on camera phones.
i started to wonder if being common is in?
are you taken more seriously when you are ghetto?
the white people are doing it so it’s cool now, right?
i’m sure all the ghetto females at my old job are still employed.
i had to ask…

Is life better as a hood rat?

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