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we gotta watch out for manholes and rats (typical day in new yawk)

i had to hit up the pretty vixen with a question today.
i asked her if she smelled anything crazy when we were over by columbus circle.

“Um,
New Yawk smells awful on a daily basis.”

i mean,
that is true.
foxhole,
i read a story that made me cringe.
it was about someone falling into a manhole,
but the part that made me shriek was the rats that feasted on him

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Here Today; Gone Tomorrow: The Story of The Wolf I Use To Know

i just peed.
i have been holding it in since i just heard this news.
i’m still shaking.
so there was a wolf i use to know.
i met him originally on bgc,
but we use to hang tough.
karaoke use to join us on these adventures as well.
foxhole,
this wolf was in love with me.
i remember being as at a party he threw at his crib.
he walked up to me and said:

“i just want to kiss you right now.”

i didn’t feel that way about him,
but i let him know i only wanted his friendship.
during that friendship,
we hung out and always had fun.
when his mother passed,
he called me first.
i sat on the phone with him as he cried.
i listened and gave the best advice i could.
he was never the same after he lost her.
they were very close.
well we drifted apart as the years went on.
he met new people.
i met new people.
he randomly hit me up a year or two ago and asked to chill.
i was down,
but i never heard from him again.
i sent him a message and he never responded.
i moved on.
well one of my best home vixens i met through him hit me earlier:

“are you sitting down?”

“well,
i was gonna go pee.”

“i think you should sit down.”

“okay…”
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Jazmine Sullivan Pays Her Respects To Her Crush Who Passed Away

screen-shot-2016-10-18-at-9-22-27-pmwhat ^a fitting outfit for someone trying to escape a dragging.
jazmine sullivan is known for her vocals,

but now she will be known for her lack of tact.
so gospel artist,
thomas “tc” klay passed away over the weekend.
jazmine decided to post a “heartfelt” message about him…
and ended getting that ass dragged.
a vix-bi sent me what she allegedly posted to her facebook before deleting…
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R.I.P Uncle Phil from The Fresh Prince of Bel-air

unclephil2damn not the first death of the year!!!
we all grew up with uncle phil, aka james avery.
carlton just tweeted it:

Screen Shot 2014-01-01 at 1.39.43 PMdamn! rip! thank you for being one of the best tv dads on tv!

lowkey: this shit right here:

Screen Shot 2014-01-01 at 1.45.44 PM^retard.

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Rest In Paradise To The Great, Nelson Mandela

mandela3rip nelson mandela.
(1918 – 2013)
he fought a good fight,
but now he’s at peace.
i’m not as sad at his death since it wasn’t a tragic end.
he was older and you have to expect it was coming.
he did good while he was on this earth,
changed the world,
became the first black president of south africa,
and is cemented within the history books.
for that i pay my respects.
the coming generations will learn about this great man who fought for what he believed in.
i’d say he had a good run,
don’t you?

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