How To Get Your Superstar Boyfriend’s Maid To Break Up With You

trustnobitchdeviousmaidsi don’t know if you guys watched devious maids on lifetime tonight.
my gatdamn show!
well tonight’s episode was superstar boyfriends and the things they ask their maids to do.
one which happens to break up with your ass.
those who watched you know i want to talk about it.
those who didn’t you have to:

x watch the last episode first
x watch the new episode now

lowkey: i love this damn show.
next week looks like it’s gonna be serious with that ending.

tumblr_mpszdrLfLJ1rjhh5ho1_250i’m ready for it!

I’m Pretty Devious and You Shouldn’t Trust Me

devil_angel-4366i’ll take your man,
give him back,
then take him again.
i think.
seriously today i have been out of it.
slept all day.
rolled over twice.
i didn’t really sleep last night so that may be the cause.
in my sleepy slump,
i decided to do something my little cousin told me about a while ago.
she wanted me to watch this show she was begging me to watch.
i shrugged it off,
but thanks to her now i’m hooked

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