um…
james harrison,
line backin’ baller wolf for the pittsburgh steelers,
is what you call “vintage peen”.
he is still playing ball close to 40.
isn’t that a blessing?
well it seems the secret is acupuncture.
he put up his “secret” on his socials and well…
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…both?
*serious face*
one of the vix-bi sent me the following picture with that question.
this is a good example of black don’t crack.
i’ll assume “daddy” is on the left….
…i think.
maybe.
um…
halp?

when my wolf cums,
we are going to visit many strip clubs across the country.
vixens only.
now don’t get me wrong,
i’d rather fuck a male stripper,
but i like to watch vixens dance.
here is why…
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stuntin on his daddy?
well it seems so.
michael sam’s father,
aptly titled “michael sam sr”,
is not really feeling his son’s revelation.
michael sent his father a text message on his father’s birthday to let him know.
that’s so fuckin’ classy…
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“everyone has fuckin’ kids nowadays!”
i was just telling someone that the other day.
funny how in a yesterday’s comment box,
someone echoed the same sentiment.
back in the day,
like way back in the 30s or 40s,
it use to be adults getting married and settling down.
having a child out of wedlock was frowned upon.
now anyone with a fresh wardrobe and instagram account is a daddy.
…and not in the good sexual way as it should be!
it’s really common to mess with a DILF.
“DADDY ID LIKE TAH F”.
it don’t even matter the age of the wolf because times have certainly changed.
the “daddy” movement is getting younger and younger.
hell that DILF could be a hot 21 and not 41.
some dudes have 2 to 7 kids before they even reach thirty.
he obviously knows his way around a hole and had a falling out with condoms.
i always wondered how that kid would feel knowing his dad is banging you out/getting banged out?
“call me daddy!” fantasy ruined… kinda?
i started to wonder…

Does it feel weird to mess with a DILF?

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you know the nice friend with the cute face?
the one who comes over for dinner religiously?
he loves your cooking.
he always compliments you.
he even attends church service with you
he is me….
…and i’m getting fucked stupid right now as you reading this.
even better,
i’m fucking the daylights your son.
either way thank you.
he is amazing and i’m hooked on that pipe.

that email i got from “angry mama” didn’t phase me one bit.
i been listening to this song lately:

…so i been all the way turnt.
it was funny because all i thought reading the email/facebook message:

Do parents really know their children?

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