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Steven Beck Has Cute Friends

Screen Shot 2014-05-20 at 11.14.54 PMyou know steven beck.
he is like a foxhole “attentionista” legend or something.
i don’t even need to remind you.
search.
anyway steven has some cute friends.
my tumblr alerted me to this.
i want to be like him when i “growz” up…
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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI X MARKS THE FOX

I Saw The Cutest Thing While Taking A Walk Today…

esanderimposterso this afternoon i went for a walk around the block.
hoody not included.
florida we know how ya’ll do here.
i was in chill mode so it was a wife beater,
slight sag,
and basketball shorts.
im a swimmer’s build fox,
but if the two fat russians sun bathing next door could wear no clothes during their roast…
then hell!
as i was turning the corner,
i saw this business suited wolf coming out his crib.
he was tall,
toned,
and looked like a top for my bottom.
triple threat in my book.
from the side profile and build,
it dead ass looked like nfl baller wolf ( x emmanuel sanders ).
well excuse me…

Megan-Fox-GIF-47wolf was getting a black cts-v coupe with 22′ black rims.
major orgasm just by the car.
he was talkin’ on the phone and lounging in his car for minute.
i purposely walked by slowly,
ya know,
catching the breeze and shit.
whoever it is,
im trying to find out if i can ride that stick until its time for me to leave.
i’ll def be trying to find out more on this one.
i didn’t think any black wolves lived in this area.
i guessed wrong!!!

…oh and i saw these baby turtles swimming together in the pond around the corner.

i know!
real cute.

Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI DREAMS OF THE FUTURE

I’ll Have My Dog Bite You On The Balls For Cheating On Me

english-bulldog-puppy-for-salei just had a dream just now that i owned a bulldog.
in my dream all i was doing was giving him a bath.
i could tell from the feelings i was having i loved him tho.
realistically i want pets but i can’t have any in my crib.
i use to be a major cat person,
but lately i’m falling in love with dogs.
when god blesses me with the crib of my dreams,
i want one kind of dog first…

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WOLF MEAT: (330)

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wolves.
i said wolllllves.
your favorite canadian fun sized snack is back.
nathanielnoir has some beach shots an f-bi thought you might like…

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Breezy Wolf Snatches Aaliyah Away From Drake

Aaliyah+tumblr_lk1686FRTT1qjqdt9o1_500aaliyah is back.
god i’ve missed her.
i thought drake owned the rights to her dead body?
breezy wolf obviously didn’t care anyway.
he has a new song + video called “they don’t know”.
it features none other than the late aaliyah…

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