regardless of how old people are,
many people want to fit in.
acceptance is a big deal in hollywood and even in the hood.
i know folks who will spend their last dollar to fit in.
i was one of those people right after my mother passed.
i quickly realized that when i fell,
i was removed from circles and mailing lists.
it seems todrick hall has allegedly been doing a lot to fit in.
 he owes money in back rent on a crib to stunt with the normies…
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i came home a early today.
i wasn’t feeling too good so they told me i could go.
when i got home,
mi was a little shocked.
i knew she didn’t have to be at work until 5pm.
as soon as i put my bag down,
she started with the interrogation…
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i could not ever hear that phrase growing up.
well not the “rob your crib” part.
my parents,
mother especially,
use to throw that out when i met someone new.
i liked to hang with the bad forest dwellers.
they were always cautious of who i brought into my life.
i didn’t listen and of course,
a hard head makes for a soft ass.
foxhole:
there are people that are pretending to be your friends right now in your life.
you won’t know they was fakin’ until some shit goes down.
well according to this report,
it maybe the same for our chris brown.
oh chris…
his crib was robbed last night and well…
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today is an absolutely beautiful day.
i decided to take a walk and clear my head.
i put my headphones on and listened to amerie’s “all i have”,
r. kelly’s “r.kelly”,
and fantasia’s new one.
perfect spring albums.
i got my hair cut,
sat in the park,
had some “me” time,
went and bought some groceries,
and bought this…

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i invite you to an industry event one night.
now this isn’t the typical kind of function with hiphop wannabes.
this is a mixed crowd.
one with different kind of foxhole members.
you meet this guy:

he is feelin you.
you are feelin him.
numbers are exchanged.
good work.
weeks go by and you guys still talk.
he lives here:

he lets you drive his:

on the downside,
he likes a little of this:

…every once in a blue moon.
he isn’t hooked.
it’s a party drug.
he has a lot of money and connections.
he knows your birthday is coming up.
next week actually.
he wants to do something different for you.
he can buy you a crib,
cars,
and clothes whenever you want.
he says he will…

Continue reading “WHEN WE ROLE PLAY: (55)” →

cleanliness is the next thing to godliness.
amen.
we are foxes/wolves/and hybrids.
let’s be real.
when we don’t wash or clean,
we stink.
and BOY,
can we stink.
some boys don’t know how to clean themselves.
some don’t like to clean themselves.
they just run free in all their funk.
a friend of mine learned the hard way about that “stink“.
that p funk.
that pepe le pew swagg.

he couldn’t wait to tell me about it.
thank god i wasn’t eating.
we’ll do a quick speed through of what went down…

Continue reading “Smelly Dick, Smelly Dick, What Are They Feeding You?” →