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I Was Just Going To The Concert To Lay Hands on Rick Ross Breasts.

you know it’s bad when you get fired as a pastor.
you know it’s worse when you get fired as a pastor going to a rick ross concert.
lord help him.
literally…

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WHEN WE ROLE PLAY: (64)

*this is actually based on a dream i had last night.
i literally just woke up to write about it before i forgot.

you won a contest where you had full backstage privileges at a concert.
so you are sitting there,
watching everything that happens backstage.
the artist speaks to you candidly,
gives you high fives after each set,
and really showing you they are as down to earth as they portray.
well while back there this vixen:

…kept interacting with said artist as you observed.
somehow you both end up talking.
she tells you she the new assistant to the artist.
she got hired a few weeks ago and loves it.
well it goes from talking to her flirting with you HEAVY.
she’s saying how good you look,
how you would make a good boyfriend to some lucky girl,
and making jokes about she will to sleep with you,
but you can tell by her stares and body language she is dead serious.
she is actually coming off really THIRSTY.
oh the artist she works for and concert you were at?…

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Justin Bieber Gets Attacked By A Male Fan In Dubai!

this is for all you over zealous justin bieber fans.
listen up…
i know you was plotting on trying to get that.

you gotta stand in line behind 10 million horny teenager girls,
but running up on the stage is not the way to do it.
biebz got attacked in dubai at his concert today.
well not attacked,
but tapped on a shoulder by a male fan.
this is the outcome…