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An Apple Associate (To)Day

i like talking to folks.
i’ll talk to anyone that lets me.
i don’t care what the situation is,
jamari can get down with a good convo.
tonight,
i had an interesting conversation with the apple associate earlier…
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F*ck Me Harder

so my worst fear happened…
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Cum On In (Your Latex Body Suit Is Available With Proof of Address)

so last week when my baby was at apple,
i did something i haven’t done in a while.
yes.
brace yourself.
jamari fox went to the library….
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I Want Ya’ll To Donate Money For An iPhone 5 So I Can Read Comments Better.

so i just got in from spending the evening with star fox’s ex and his friends.
i’ll discuss that episode tomorrow,
but i wanted to discuss something that we watched tonight.
after i watched it,
i instantly thought:

“i have to get home to share this with the foxhole.”

i think about you guys all the time lol
i don’t know who this video blogger is.
the only video blogger in my vicinity is kid fury.
i don’t keep up with everyone else.
that being said,
i was shocked to see this one below begging to be saved…

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If You Were A Celeb, You Would Read Your Mean Tweets?

imagine scrolling through your timeline,
as a celeb and seeing:

“FUCK U!”
“YOU’RE IRRELEVANT!”
“I HOPE YOU DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH”

…sounds like something out of keri hilson’s mentions.
you want to @ reply:

“who the FUCK do think you talking too?”
“ya mama is muthafuckin’ bitch”
“where you @? let me come see you real quick.”
“FUCK YOU. exclamation point”

… but you know the media is watching.
it’s better to ignore anyway.
once you reply,
they won.
jimmy kimmel has a segment where celebs read their mean tweets.
well…

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The Games People Play

today i made the move.
i gave into the temptation.
i finally did it…

…and i’m mad i did.
one of my favorite f-bi wolves hit me up in email to talk about peanut.
after that entry,
he knew i was feeling a little down.
after a verbal tongue lashing,
and a lot of laughs,
he actually cheered me up.
he suggested something that would keep my mind occupied.
oh has it.
has it!!!!….