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Myvidster Comments Hurt My Feelings (First World Problems)

so i think myvidster is the best thing ever invented.
i don’t really get into their comment section because,
well,
i’m trying to get my nut off.
i treat that site like a booty call.
less talkin; more nuttin’.
xtube pipe taster by the name of “SouthPhilly_BoySuck” isn’t pleased.
he is shutting down his xtube because of the hurtful comments from myvidster viewers on his videos.
this is what he had to say…
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I Bet You Jack Off Crazy To Our Hate Sex

hate sex is kinda hot.
so i saw this comment before i went to bed last night in the ( x tray matthew’s entry ).
even tho i answered it with a much needed smart ass response,
the contradiction behind it was almost cringe worthy.
i mean every comment they leave makes me learn something new about myself.
shit i didn’t even know existed.
here’s what was said.
(and i’ll hire the gracious new york for gif purposes )…

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You In Here Trolling For Instagram Pipe Like The Rest of Us.

so you follow @attentionwhore instagram.
pick one.
there are a ton.
either his body was glistening more than usual,
or he went in on something sexual,
but something inside you started typing a comment.
one that was kinda bold.
well said @attentionwhore decided to reply:

“thats a lil suspect son.”
“wow thats that homo shit.”
“why are you even commenting under my shit nigga?”

embarrassing, i’m sure.
all the vixens are laughing and making comments.
they too are fiending for the dick.
you aren’t who i’m side eying at the moment.
its the other hyenas in the comment box who got something to say:

“wow *insert smiley face emoticons* @attentionwhore”
“thats real suspect son @attentionwhore”
“you sure told him @attentionwhore”

uuuh…
ya’ll crusty face dumb ass negros following him too.
i know ya’ll not following for the #foodporn and the drinks.
don’t start trying to get in good with @attentionwhore for brownie points.
especially at the expense of someone else.
stop the foolishness.
stop it right now.
oh and cut the “son” and “bruh” too.
you don’t say that shit in real life and you know it.
thanks.
FXHLE MGMT.