many people in life don’t know who they are.
at one point,
even i didn’t know who i was.
when it comes to being “gay” or even “bi”,
people don’t like to embrace it.
now embracing doesn’t mean coming out the closet with poom poom shorts in tow.
it also doesn’t mean you have to announce it to the world.
it simply means just knowing this is who you am and what you like.
should not be complicated,
plus it allows you to not be so fuckin’ messy round dese parts.
how does one,
who is gay/bi but raised in the church,
fully try to accept himself and cast out everything he was taught?
corinthricleslations 123: 64 says:

thou shall not be anything BUT straight.
or you go to hell.
plain and simple.

well this morning i got an interesting phone call to test that theory…

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don’t do that.
don’t play the victim after i let you have it.
you know you did wrong.
at least own up to your dumbassness and apologize.
it just makes me want to go harder to hurt your feelings…
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“mmm you know he suckin’ dick for happy meals right? yes chile.”

“um no one is a bottom anymore cause its all about being a vers boo boo. i been making a good hoe name for myself in these streets. step ya bussy game up. no one sucks a dick like me bay bah bayyyy bayyyy!!!”

“ooh didn’t you hear? he a escort on craigslist. can you imagine? craigslist? all the real hoes go on a4a boo. i’m just sayings in everything. shoots.”

“biiiiiitch guess who i just saw on myvidster getting his back. blown. out???!!! biiiiitttttch!!! he was supposed to be a top, but biiiiiiitch he a bottom!!!??? i mean biiiiiiiitch he never wanted to fuck me in any role, but i had to tell you biiiiitch because its a biiiitccchhh!!!”

now inside the church its:

“that is sister margret’s daughter. you know she has a past right? married men girl. mm hmm.”

“why didn’t sam put money in for offering? he is not giving to the lord. don’t he know hell?”

“i just had to pray for sister denise. mm mmm. she slept with 5 men in one weekend and is pregnant. don’t know who the father is. poor girl. she told me in confidence, but the lord told me to share.”

“the lord told me it was okay to sleep with the pastor. he came to me in prayer and said the reason he doesn’t look at his wife is because they are not happy. the lord told me to sit and spin on his penis three times, look to the left, and bark like a dog and i will be the new first lady.”

i started to wonder…

Same story; different cast?

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church is the place where one goes to get drenched in the holy spirit.
well thats what it is “supposed” to be.
nowadays you getting drenched in some other shit.
being completely honest but church is the place to get good gossip,
great drugs,
and greater sex.
the best part?
you can have a do over every sunday at altar call.
yup!
go up there with a face full of tears and repent for all your weekly sins.
um, score?!
i started to wonder if church is starting to become a joke?
or has it always been a inside joke that went over our heads?
is it best to just stay out of that fire so you won’t get burned?
really…

Is church really the devil’s playground?

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everyone meet senior pastor darwin randolph!
isn’t he handsome?
well allegedly you can get some that too.
i’m sure without paying an offering.
well not one that doesn’t involve money that is.
obnoxious tv broke the story and my f-bi filled me in.
aah another member of the “chuuch in d/l and all that is christ” congregation…

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jamari fox went to church today y’all.
i also didn’t blow up when i walked in the door.
that was a good sign.
star fox’s mother called and asked i wanted to come to church with them.
i was a little hesitant,
but i said, “why not?”.
i wore:

white dress shirt,
grey slacks,
black loafers/no socks,
and aviator sun glasses,

i looked good for being on a strict budget.
the topic for church,
as well as what i found myself in after,
showed me how god works in mysterious ways in my life.
god always has a message for me when i least expect it…

Continue reading “In His Mess, There Was A Message.” →