THROW DIRT ON ME: GROW A WILD FLOWER.

God has a funny way of getting your attention when you are fucking up.
He may put someone negative in your life to show you how to fight.
He may take something you loved away to make you see how comfortable you were getting.
Or, he may drain your account for you to see how money is important for survival.

God got my full attention last week…

Continue reading “Are You Really Prepared For When Your Storm Comes?” →

It has been an absolutely tough day since I wrote the last entry.
I ended up just going through my phone and asking for help….

Continue reading “The Divine Push” →

Job 4:8 says, “As I have observed, those who plow evil and those who sow trouble reap it.”

Do you believe the following Bible verse?
If not, stand by the window so that lightning bolt can proceed to hit your ass.
I am a strong believer in that little bitch named “Karma”.

I have seen her come in and whip people in to shape RIGHT.
She is like a super hero for good.
Bad people did something wrong or ignorant and they were indeed punished.
I, alas, have even experienced some karma of my own.
I started to wonder…

Is karma just something we hold onto when we are done wrong?

Continue reading “God, I Never Been Fucked In My Ass Harder Than I Have Been With Karma” →

Everyone meet Oscar.

Isn’t he cute?
Oscar is my new puppy and the guard dog for IJF.
I may be asking some of you Wolves to take him for walks on occasion.
With that being said, I got an intersting comment in #cuminsidejamari in regards to Brian Stinger aka Scorpion.
Apparently, one of the Brain Stinger’s current lovers decided to pay me a visit.

Peep under the flap..

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Rain drops falling on my head…

They say when it rains; it pours.
You better hope you have your umbrella or you will get soaked.
Right now in the Concrete Jungle, it is pouring.
Who knew it would also be pouring while I am in the house…

We cannot avoid bad things from happening to us.
We can pray, pay tithes, and even command the assistance of a voodoo priestess,
but we will still find ways to land knee deep in bullshit.
But, how do you make it all go by easier?
Or, do we just have to have faith that things will work out for the best?
Why it is so easy to have faith when things are going our way…

…but when it isn’t, we forget it exists?

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Has anyone grown up in the church like I have?

Although I can’t front: I was the rebellious church Fox.
It’s like I had ADHD when it came to sitting there and paying attention.
I do love God and he loves me,
but his “people” in there need more Jesus than 20 Bibles.

Look, Ima keep it real…

Church holds the biggest whores and contradictory people than a set in Hollywood or the political arena.
I am always weary of someone who is a full tilt boogie bougie bible.
Something is never clean in the milk.
I have been around ENOUGH to know what the real deal is.
And the real deal is… some of them ain’t shit.

Please have a seat and testify if you have encountered the following types.

Continue reading “Jamari’s Almighty Church Guide To Foolishness” →