christian walker

christian walker is becoming chaotic neutral?

WHAT TIMELINE IS THIS?

in tv shows,
there is usually one character who is presented as the villain.
during that season,
they have it out for the protagonist.
by the end of the season,
something happens and they get humbled.
during the next season,
even though they still cause minor chaos,
they usually turn good or try to do good.

I think that is Christian Walker’s current arc.

a broken clock can be right twice a day…

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christian walker was slightly offended by elijah schaffer so he outed him

christian walker is on a mission to drag cheaters out of the closet.
he found his father,
herschel walker,
wasn’t shit and has been dragging him every chance he got.
~~i’d pay to see footage of his reaction to his father losing in ga.~~
so ever since then,
christian has been on the warpath.
elijah schaffer…

…who runs the website,
( x slightly offensive ),
had this to tweet about christian and his dad losing:

Really thankful for Herschel Walker’s son for helping Democrats secure another seat in the Senate

Nobody is better at electing Democrats than Republicans

Really spectacular job this round. All the criticism from our own base. Lack of support from Mitch. 10/10 every time

— ELIJAH SCHAFFER (@ElijahSchaffer) December 12, 2022

which christan responded…

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how dare herschel walker embarrass his son, christian walker, like this!?

in my head,
this is the image i have of christian walker.
^that face and yelling about contradictory nonsense.
~~my favorite is his stance on chic-fil-a.~~
i’m actually surprised he addressed the recent scandal with his father,
hershel walker.
( x see recent scandal here )
he decided to rant and drag about his father on his ig…

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christian walker got out his car to put kehlani in her place at starbucks

it’s funny how things change.
i thought christian walker was the type you only see online.
he’s like bigfoot.
he only comes out of his cave to rant or get starbucks.
unless starbucks isn’t hanging an american flag…

christian walker confronts starbucks manager and demands them to hang an american flag then vows to return pic.twitter.com/DL5uZyXRFN

— christian walker videos (@ChristianWVids) July 1, 2021

singing vixen,
kehlani,
saw bigfoot at starbucks and he wanted all the smoke.
she told the barista that he was an asshole and well…

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christian walker forgets about his own father in his rant about roaming penises

i love irony.
it’s a fun concept in the right situations.
christian walker,
son of herschel walker,
went on a rant about nick cannon…

Christian Walker railing against deadbeat dads, and Nick Cannon specifically, as “everything wrong” w/ America on TikTok five days ago

“Get home and raise your kids! And take care of the women you’re knocking up! Can you control your thing for three seconds??” pic.twitter.com/2ol553f0LS

— Grace Panetta (@grace_panetta) June 15, 2022

but then this happened with his own father…

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christian walker is suffering while rich because joe biden raised gas prices

i love when jackals are loud and wrong.
christian walker is usually loud and wrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsjkTZf9c7Y&t=2s

he is the son of retired nfl baller wolf,
herschel walker.
he is a maga minion who claims is a free speech radicalist.
he is quoted as saying black folks are more racists than whites.