ima call this jussie smollett story,
“frankenstein“.

it dies,
comes back to life,
dies,
comes back to life.

it’s one story that has a arm and leg out it’s coffin.
so the chicago police released all of jussie’s files to the public.
thanks to the foxholers who kept me updated.
reporter for “cbs chicago“,
charlie de mar,
had a few tweets about what his team uncovered…
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so everyone meet brandon curington.
he is a barber from chicago:

well i got sent how exactly he cuts hair these days.
foxhole,
i guess this is called “cut ‘n’ sip”?…
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kanye has moved back to chicago.
he proved it by taking a photo like so:

…but alas,
he is having a problem since his move.
nick cannon and drake are his problem.
nick because of this on vlad tv:

…and drake insinuating he allegedly slept with kim.
he walked around his new forest while addressing the issue…
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so i remember rapper wolf,
vic mensa,
looking like ^this.
apparently that look is done baby!
i saw a video with him addressing beef and foxhole…
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i got to give to the f-bi.
ya’ll good.
ya’ll know how to catch these attentionistos early.
so everyone meet blake sciortino.
he actually models.
like,
forreal forreal.
not that ig modelling,
but he is signed to an alleged agency.
blake allegedly has another source of income tho.
this is what flew down my tumblr timeline earlier today…
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i don’t eat chinese food as i once did.
i use to eat it almost every day.
after i got food poisoning,
i was done with it.
it only takes me getting sick af one time for me to be done.
well this one wolf in chicago got a surprise in his chinese food.
you’ll never guess what he bit into via dna info…
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