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DJ Arafat Is A West African Cake Smuggler

so everyone meet dj arafat.
i never heard of him.
maybe you have.
well i posted a video yesterday of ( x rappers sagging ).
well he had a scene at 4:25 and this was it…
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Kanye West Has A Donkey On His Back

…and it’s not kim or kris.
kanye west went to cartier yesterday in beverly hills.
he probably went to buy something pretty for… himself.
you know how ye do.
i guess he took on most of the baby weight.
where did ye get this donk from?…

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WOLF MEAT: (331)

yes wolves.
its been a while.
it’s real and all that wolf meat is for you for you…
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The Church Pews Arent The Only Thing Giving Wood Nowadays

church is the place where one goes to get drenched in the holy spirit.
well thats what it is “supposed” to be.
nowadays you getting drenched in some other shit.
being completely honest but church is the place to get good gossip,
great drugs,
and greater sex.
the best part?
you can have a do over every sunday at altar call.
yup!
go up there with a face full of tears and repent for all your weekly sins.
um, score?!
i started to wonder if church is starting to become a joke?
or has it always been a inside joke that went over our heads?
is it best to just stay out of that fire so you won’t get burned?
really…

Is church really the devil’s playground?

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I Ain’t Gon’ Apologize With All This Attitude! Humph!

everyone meet framel.
you know with the friend, lagurius.
he is your online stallion ready to change yo life!
well in actuality he is a liar and was on last night’s mtv’s catfish…