the ghetto…
i decided to take a day to myself yesterday.
i wasn’t feeling too good and turned my laptop off.
i guess the universe said:

“NAH HOMIE.
GO ON AND GET THAT LAPTOP.”

so i knew it would eventually come to this.
cardi b and nicki minaj would eventually cross paths.
there’s been a lot of subs being thrown by the both of them.
all that was needed was space and opportunity.
well guess what?
it happened.
where?
the harper’s bazaar icons party.
why?
…because they don’t like each other.
duh.
from the looks of these videos…

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i still don’t know what song she sings.
well,
ya’ll have made queen naija a star.
apparently she is an alleged colorist,
but that didn’t stop her from becoming famous by “us“.
this happened in times square the other day:

look at all those excited young black vixens.
sheesh.
i MUST be missing out on whatever queen is selling.
well she got hit up by a rap “legend” the other day.
why?
ya’ll was coming at queen for this:

so she was in her feelings and posted this in her stories…
Continue reading “queen naija gets a pep font from a rap legend” →

welp,
i called it.
i said that after cardi b got pregnant,
this would fuck up her “career”.
it looks like i was right.
if ya’ll was looking to see her on tour with bruno mars,
you are about to disappointed.
this is what she just posted on her ig… Continue reading “cardi b ain’t about that tour life anymore” →

so those crazy hood folks ya’ll love,
cardi b and offset,
welcomed their first cub yesterday.
i don’t get why everyone is so shocked at her name.
they revealed the name today and it’s…

Continue reading “cardi b and offset did it for the…” →

trouble in hood paradise already?
no!
never!
i have high hopes for cardi b and offset.
you know they are #relationshipgoals for some of us.
by us,
i mean some of you.
i mean they just had their baby shower in atlanta.
it was titled “a bx fairy tale”:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIDctp0Hevg

…but “the jasmine brand” caught a ig story cardi posted,
but end up deleting…
Continue reading “Cardi B Allegedly Fonts Offset “Don’t Hurt Yourself”” →

so tank wanted to grace us with his opinion on ig live yesterday.
about?
well the big bad bullies who are coming after the poor helpless cardi b.
you know,
she is the victim here.
this is what he had to say…
Continue reading “Our First Black Wolf Is Spotted Trying To Rescue Cardi B” →