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the booty guru wants you to look back at it (and wants to help you get it)

i asked myself how i would act if i had a set of cheeks like this.
honestly…

I’d be scared

first of all,
how am i even gonna find jeans that fit?
secondly,
walking down the block would be a chore.
i hate attention as is and that would be too much.
everyone would probably assume that i was a vixen.
i wouldn’t be with it…
until the day someone like this pulls over to get my number:

sadly,
they just trying to smash (and i’d let them tbh).
as much fun as the fantasy is,
it could actually keep your ass in the crib.
some jackals go crazy over a fat ass.
they lose all common sense and come out of character.
it will have you wearing a dashiki to stop all the attention.
well everyone meet yadi aka the booty guru.
would you want a tail like this?…
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k burgundy likes his cheeks played with, but he doesn’t want man meat inside

as you know,
i like a wolf with a nice cheeks.
even though i play the bottom as a fox,
i love a guy to have a handful of grab-able cake.
ill grab on his ass even if we’re both attending church.

i know,
i’m sort of a horny slut for my manz.

side-note: nothing better than when he’s on top,
pounding you into the mattress,
and you’re squeezing on his ass while pushing him in deeper.
whew.
i got chills.

k burgundy (up top),
who is a model for exotic paint n sip,
has a really nice tail.
( x see it here )
he knows he has a nice tail.
he did something interesting on his onlyfans last night tho…

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chris sails doesn’t look like sideshow bob anymore

i guess this cums just in time for hump day.
chris sails,
who is the youtubing and music making wolf,
part time problematic,
is pretty daggone handsome.
between both clarence and him,
who is queen naija‘s baby daddies,
i’d say he was better looking.
well he finally did something that i’m glad for…

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the type of bunz that would turn most males out

many foxes want the ultimate tail.
we want it to be big and when we turn to the side,
it curves ever so nicely.
we make sure to focus on #squatgoals in order to achieve that perfect tail.
having one can be your business card in getting a wolf to get at you.
fuck a face; just show the ass.
a foxholer sent me the following tail and i’m sure he’s getting a ton of business.
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the straights do gay shit better than the gays?

i keep saying that straight males have it easy.
they the only ones who can do gay shit and get away with it.
well,
unless your obj.
other straight males,
however,
can do whatever they want.
according to the foxhole from the ig foxhole,
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do not even think of touching his cheeks

believe it or not…

A lot of straight males don’t like you touching their cheeks

even if they’re fat,
don’t even grab it during sex because they’ll have a fit.
some aren’t even cleaning after taking a dump because “it’s gay”.
no it’s kinda fuckin’ nasty,
but okay.
a foxholer sent me the following video that has me kinda confused.
he got the video from over at “the luckey star“.
it’s about ^that latino wolf in the picture up above.
he got a random massage at the beach and then this happens…

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