Foxhole,
I went to the promise land over the weekend.
The promise land = my friend’s luxury building.

so i met this friend at a past job.
she has been asking me and another mutual friend to come see her in jersey.
it’s been a few years now.
she was gonna BBQ and we would hang out for a little reunion.
we both agreed because it’s only jersey.
the trip there was like an hour and 40 minutes by train.
when we finally arrived,
i noticed it was HD bright.
it was the type of bright i’ve never seen in new yawk.
when we got to her building,
i fell in love as she gave us the tour:

Massive Rooftop
Huge pool
Gym
Common area
Arcade
Various lounges + work areas
24 hr security desk

but Foxhole,
lets get into the real view…

nothing says “new man” like a haircut.
since i haven’t had a haircut in 2 weeks,
you know i was looking like “wtf” and “why is it happening?”.
so i put on some clothes and went to my barber.
when i got there,
i saw a familiar suv parked out front….

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