bills

jeffree star gon’ pay your bills tonight for “bbc gon’ wrong”

lawd,
the embarrassment of it all.
we love to see it.
well foxhole,
if you trying to get your bills paid,
jeffree star is trying to have you covered this month…

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Out of The Woods; Eating More Cheese

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“are we out of the woods yet?
are we out of the woods yet?
are we out of the woods yet?
are we out of the woods?
are we in the clear yet?
are we in the clear yet?
are we in the clear yet?
in the clear yet, good.” – “out of the woods”, taylor swift

so lets talk about something positive real quick.
i always want to update the foxhole,
good and bad.
so you know how i was always paying off bills?
i was focused on that tho.
i refused to be in the dark deep debt woods.
well…
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How “Smart” is Your Smartphone?

everyone should have a smartphone nowadays.
i was surprised people only used their smartphones to:
text,
tweet,
instagram,
tumblr,
jack’d/grindr,
make porno flicks,
watch porno flicks,
send dick/ass pics,
listen to music,
and play games.
you have this 700 dollar smartphone and you use it for basic shit?
that’s it?
nothing else?
uh.
boring.
siri and i be on some new new shit.
if people knew how to use their phones,
and realized it could help them enhance their lives,
they would be in a much better place.
so this is why i give my foxhole the power when i find out something amazing.
everyone else can burn.
after the last entry on me getting a credit card,
i wanted to update my people on great apps for your finances.
here goes…
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#boom #crunch #splat (Fucked).

imagine being in a car.
any car.
it’s yours and you are driving.
it’s a beautiful day.
sun is out.
windows down.
wind blowing in your face.
you are driving to your next destination.
the next pit stop.
it’s been a long journey,
but you have enough gas to last a while.
stop sign.
you follow the rules of the road.
as soon as you pull off to get to the next street,
a pick up truck slams the fuck into you.
you = car.
the pick up truck = life.
the outcome….

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The State Where All The Sugar Daddies Roam Free

we all like sugar daddies,
don’t we?
currently i’m looking for the best tasting one.
seriously tho,
they just had a poll on the best state to find a sugar daddy.
you will will never believe where…