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how to allegedly catch a big (baller) wolf and end up scaring him away because you wanted clout?

*the following story is all alleged.

foxhole…
do you know what i would be doing if i nabbed one of my fantasy wolves?
i’d be looking up kama sutra positions,
working on my gag reflex,
buying a shit ton of fleet,
and making sure i was good on my smell goods and cocoa butter lotions.
when i get the male i’ve had fantasies about:

My goal is to turn him completely out

it’s def not running to social media for clout.
well user,
@thenoahbodies,
allegedly caught a big wolf in this social media forest.
this is what on his ig stories

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