baller wolf

I Can Promise You The World Only If You Cum With Me.

look at you.
ya broke.
your bills are due.
you can’t even afford to eat.
you keep praying and no break through.
look around and see all your peers.
they are like little robots.
money, cars, and hoes – thats all a nigga knows.
but, someone comes along.
he seems trusting.
he says he will make all your dreams come true.
you won’t be hungry no more.
your money will always be long.
and, you will have all the dick/ass your heart desires.
he turns on the television and there you are.
you are now a role model to the kids.
you have a nice home and living a different life than you are now.
you look at him and cry.
yes, that’s you.

…just as long as you sign here:

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I Bet This Drafted Baller Wolf Tastes Like Chocolate

i caught myself watching TMZ yesterday.
was in mid conversation with a friend when i saw some dread wolf on the screen from the back.
his back made me drown said vixen out.
i couldn’t make out what they were saying with her babbling,
but i know i was going to investigate him EARLY.

well, peep this…

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Premium Meat of My Minute: David Wilson

I love a Wolf who knows how to dress…
…and can fill out a suit.
Everyone meet my newest meat, David Wilson…

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Can I Be Your Pre-Baller Wolf’s Keeper?

Kahlil Bell is already a problem.
But, don’t you hate when the brother looks just as good???
Well look at muthapluckin’ Darius…

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The Vixen Who Ended Up Getting F’d By Her Baller Wolf.

Would you trust this face?

So you meet a Baller Wolf on Twitter,
he flies you out to Vegas for the Memorial Day weekend,
and all kind of shit goes wrong?
Sounds like a ho didn’t do her research correctly…

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