word in the forest is nba baller wolf derrick rose is now single.
i’m sure he was acting single when he was in his relationship with his baby mom,
but she posted this lovely update on instagram about the split…

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…oh sorry ya’ll.
gabrielle gets the first grab.
i bet he is sexin’ her absolutely stupid.
you can just tell.

lowkey: i’m glad he got his fox swagg in order too.
i hope she got a grab on those terrible outfits he use to wear.
although:

….what was he thinking dressing stephen here?
awful.

pictures found: just jared

well sexual chocolate baller wolf,
dez bryant,
received something he has finally been asking for.
no.
not me sadly.
he is now part of the jordan family…
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how crazy is this shit?
got me looking over my shoulder when i text in public now.
so miley cyrus at some after party and the papz are outside,
but zoomed into her screen and recorded the entire thing.
i can’t!
i was watching a video of wendy’s hot topics and well…
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you see this big slab of wolf meat?
well its baller wolf and foxhole vet,
adrian peterson,
and he might to assault a jackal today.
his ex vixen’s boyfriend beat up his 2 year old son and put him on life support…

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… a few too many dranks bray?
braylon edwards got some new arms so he wanted to show them off this weekend.
any regular baller wolf would wear a wife beater or go shirtless.
no my foxhole friends…
bray bray decided to get drunk and fight in the detriot skreets…
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