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Birdman Out Here Giving Free Cash Money To Foxes Like Welfare

Birdman-u10so why no one aint tolded-ed me birdman was the untapped resource?
birdman stay lacing his jump offs with the finest.
ima need him to cape for my bills and career at this point.
while we chasing meat we can actually stomach laying on top of us,
birdman out here giving “the foxi swagg premium lifestyle” to a chosen few.
like so…
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When King James Says Carry His Bags… You Do It.

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as you know,
i love how king james walks.
something about it just turns me on.
(i wonder if he likes being called king james during sex?)
lebron and his entourage went shopping in beverly hills this weekend.
i guess he needed stuff for his trip to manila ( x here ).
as a good entourage, they carried all his bags

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Maybe Things Would Be Better In Louis Vuitton Suitcases?

“how much bags do you have to go on this trip?”

i have about 3 big ones.
a pulley suitcase.
a standard one.
and a backpack.
they are heavy as shit.
no wonder i have so much pack pain.
when i try to walk, it slows me down.
don’t even think about running.
they always make me late for my bus.
the one i need to take to get to the other side.
faster.
the one that i keep missing….

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Royce, Dez, Updates, and all this Shit Needed For A Therapy Session.

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