you see that hand?
it’ll be “slap slap right across ya melon.
easssssyyyyyyy”…
well only if you ask august alsina about “that other r&b singer he don’t like no more”.
you know the one i’m talmbout.
keisha chante from 106 and park learned the hard way today…
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oh august.
if the alleged is true…
so i guess being a “peanut” is becoming the new “in” thing in these streets?
if so then its about to be real hard for the foxhole…
and not in the good way.
so everyone meet insta-jackal irickyvasquez…
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“& no my dick ain’t on hard”
i love the disclaimer.
august alsina decided to throw this picture up and then sneak delete it.
now why you gotta go and do that now, huh?
well of course,
the foxhole got it to share for sunday lunch.
who hungry?

lowkey: august is still just “eh” for me.
light skin,
tats,
smokes weed,
and models for instagram.
like……. ive seen it all before.
im more a “songzbird sunday afternoon” kind of fox.

so everyone has been talkin about the newest def jam singer,
august alsina.
they’re all riding him pretty hard actually.
“oh mah gawdz i want him to have my babiez n shit.”
well i was like:
“great another light skinned-ed singer with tats!”.
is he your kind of meat?…
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