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A Tough Love Slap For That Behind

chad.
you got stephen smith going off for 7 minutes.
an f-bi sent me this yesterday.
i giggled.
you know it’s bad when they gotta dedicate a segment on first take for yo ass…

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Don’t Expect to See Chad Tweet For 30 Days

on the positive,
all the pictures ive seen of chad,
his style is pretty similar to mine.
i saw myself liking every one of his outfits on the net.
on the negative,
he will be wearing orange for the next 30 days…

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I Wish Chad Johnson Could Make Vine Clips In Jail Right Now

damn.
his pecs look kinda poppin’ in this pic.
you are probably wondering why you haven’t seen chad tweetin’.
well look no further because he has been arrested…

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Mr Marcus Gets A Hard Lesson In Getting That “D”

mr marcus is going through it.
he was exposed for passing diseases to his porn cast mates.
now he is getting that heavy d…
dui,
that is…

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I Guess All The Hoes Are Retired Off Twitter?

instagram.
twitter.
facebook.
where you can be a hoe peacefully and discreetly.
how do you think all the video vixens and vh-1 stars find meat?
so why would this nfl baller wolf,
quentin qroves who plays for the browns,

go looking for street walkers?
someone explain to me…
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