adrian peterson

much respect to adrian peterson’s slacks on dancing with the stars

ex(?)baller wolf,
adrian peterson,
has always been sexy af to me.
he is definitely in the vintage baller wolf penis files.
everything on his torso has always been his best highlight:

~~his lips too.~~
my tail rose when i saw he was going to be dwts for season 32.
he did the salsa on the debut and…

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ADRIAN PETERSON AND HIS WIFE FIGHTING ON A PLANE WAS A “PRIVATE MISUNDERSTANDING”

he know he can’t be fighting any woman with those biceps of his.
he is strong af.
i use to think nfl baller wolf,
adrian peterson,
was so damn fine.
alas,
like some of the others,
he decided to do a 180 into “wtf”.
( x remember his sex orgy scandal )
( x remember his child abuse scandal )
in his latest drama,
he decided to beat his wife on a plane…

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if adrian peterson started an “onlyfans” for extra income, i’d sign up

i remember how obsessed i was with nfl baller wolf,
adrian peterson.
the lips,
biceps,
and pecs use to have my head spinning.
even tho my ex home vixen’s alleged pipe report was disappointing,
he was still a fantasy in my head.
for the life of me,
i just don’t get how baller wolves are still becoming broke.
in 2019,
even though he’s still playing ball,
adrian peterson is broke.
this is what “usa today” had to report…

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Adrian Peterson Tweets Some Confusion about Ferguson

baller wolf,
and full of godly drama,
adrian peterson had something to say about the ferguson verdict.
as you can ^see…
its written in some sort of confusing code.
what my foxy senses are making out…
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Adrian Peterson Will Now Have Time To Make A Quilt

…super dad?
not a good look especially with this scandal.
it must be freezing in minnesota.
why?
well baller wolf,
adrian peterson and his career,
are officially on ice…
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Adrian Peterson’s Lips Were Made For…

adrian peterson has nice lips,
but i’m afraid they need a muzzle.
so prosecutors want adrian’s bond revoked for his latest alleged admission…
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