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Bruce Jenner Had Me Like “Whoa!”

Screen Shot 2015-04-24 at 11.11.45 PMso mi and i just finished watching the bruce jenner interview on abc.
that was pretty damn heavy.
was it heavy for anyone else?
for those who don’t know,
bruce jenner is transitioning into being a vixen.
he said he:

always felt he was a vixen at a young age
 felt like a vixen when he was a track star
was even taking hormones during the 80s
was wearing some of his ex wives clothes
kim kardashian walked in on him cross dressing and politely left
“the big one” had a hard time accepting it

bruce also admitted he isn’t gay.
i guess that means he is a lesbian?
the whole thing was absolutely heavy,
but it was a good watch.
good to see his kids and those kardashians were supportive.
i was glad to see this one:

887e4_brody-jennerthank you bruce.
anyway during the interview,
abc said they reached out to his past three wives.
two of them had comments except that woman”.
well perez hilton made a tweet about it and she had a clap back on his ass…
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The Walking Dead Made Me Horny

tumblr_ndd36oLOBQ1s2v903o1_400can we talk about how great that episode of “the walking dead” was?
spoilers ahead…
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Scandal Makes Me So Horny

scandal-season-4i’m so glad scandal is back.
this show turns me on heavy.
figuring things out,
solving them,
and helping people…
i’m about that.
what it would be like to be olivia pope.
well i get to live vicariously in the foxhole.
the emails i get after i write an entry>>>>>
we always get to the bottom of everything in these neck of the woods.
thats even better.

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Are We The Foxhole or Are We Bitches?

Scandal-Season-3-Poster-Previewfoxhole…
scandal is off to a damn good start for season 3.

i missed this show terribly over the summer.
olivia pope makes me feel so alive.
i love how she solves problems.
they show should teach you how celeb teams solve issues as well.
i’m a proud #gladiatorfox.
tonight’s episode really goes to show that you can be perfect,
play by the rules,
and rescue cats from trees in your spare time.
as soon as a scandal breaks and your name is on the package
suddenly everyone is “returning to sender”.
“how they gonna set up…”
sheeeeesh.
i don’t want to give to much away,
but:

x watch this and watch this now

lowkey: abby looks great,
harrison and fitz look like sex,
and melly looks amazing.
season 3 brought top notch make up artists and stylists.

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Corbin Bleu and His Tight Pants Dance The Night Away

tumblr_mtyshqtdEf1qby1lio2_500so when i first met corbin bleu,
it was at an event a couple years ago.
i didn’t even know who he was,
but he walked up and shook my hand.
we didn’t talk long,
but i remember him being very nice.
i appreciate celebrities like that.
well corbin is now on dancing with the stars this season.
my favorite assologist sent me emails for the wolves because…

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Seven Fifty-Two

i’m tellin ya’ll right now.
if this show doesn’t win any awards next season,
i will turn over some tables.

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minor spoilers below…

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