So If I Trade In One Butt Cheek, Can I Get Those Eggs?
i had no food in my fridge.
i had jam,
but no bread.
cups,
but no juice.
thirst,
but no water.
you see where i’m going with this.
i decided to go to the store just now.
i picked up everything i would need.
things to cook,
breakfast food,
juice,
and snacks.
i’m at the register pulling items out my cart,
i’m already at 77 dollars.
i only had half the items out already.
i said a silent prayer.
do you know my bill was…
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I Wish Chad Johnson Could Make Vine Clips In Jail Right Now
damn.
his pecs look kinda poppin’ in this pic.
you are probably wondering why you haven’t seen chad tweetin’.
well look no further because he has been arrested…
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Which One Broke All Of Riccardo Tisci’s Walls To Pieces?
riccardo.
riccardo.
riccardo.
you got turned out something serious, huh?
riccardo told vogue hommes last month about the hottest sex in his life…
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The Biggest Baller Snow Wolf of Them All?
that is the same face i made when i read the story.
here i am putting two and two together to buy groceries today lol
anyway everyone meet mark cuban.
 billionare.
owns the dallas mavs.
he also just won the lottery.
yup.
the rich just got a whole lot richer…
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Tell Me How My Nuts Taste?
i wont even get into the bore that was the billboard music awards.
i found myself bored,
but some of the performances were kinda…
well you be the judge.
Meet Your New Jesus #yeezus
kanye west wants you to worship him.
he is coming out with an album on june 18th and guess what he titled it?
“yeezus”.
bow down and meet your new “jesus”:
kim kardashian instagrammed his new cover,
as well as the new yeezys…
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