guys, kelly rowland is a “special guest/opening act” and that’s okay

I reallllllllllllllly want to go to this Brandy and Monica concert.
My millennial heart is bursting with FOMO.
My current budget isn’t allowing me to be great.

as a millennial,
i was there when kelly rowland launched her solo career.

“dilemma” with nelly is one of my fav songs and i was excited for her album to drop.

Who told her to release “STOLE” as her first single?

that entire debut album rollout was tragic.
i’m still annoyed “haven’t told you” wasn’t even a promo single.
her second album,
ms kelly“,
was a much better single wise but of course…

bey to help push it.
atm,
many of us were shaking our heads at her movement during that time.
it didn’t help they were always asking her about be during her album drops.
she always had good songs on her albums but it was like they were sabotaging her.
so when i saw she is opening for brandy and monica on their tour,
i saw people upset that she is their opening act

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he was surprised how i responded about the ex friend’s mother that died

over the weekend,
i was hanging out with my wolf friend and he said:

“Damn,
that vixen you don’t fuck with anymore mother passed away.”

we are mutuals with this particular vixen.
his response to my response was the legit surprised pikachu face

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i’m starting to think we chase males deeper into the closet doing this

so remember ( x this entry ) about the yapper?t
the diddy freakoff-er who allegedly saw eddie murphy and johnny gill kissing.
well ^that was johnny response.
usually,
we see males ignoring the allegations but as we can see:

Johnny went TF OFF.

…and i’ll allow it.
is it wrong for him to defend himself?
nope.
some of us would do the same someone tried to call us out unprovoked.
its interesting because this weekend,
i saw discussions of an attentionisto with new gay rumors starting to bloom

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from promo to homo: he finally got someone to take the backdoor deal

you know what i’m starting to learn?

When a attentionisto is advertising his nice fat tail,
more than likely,
he is inching closer to having something in it.

i know.
it took me a long time.
don’t judge me.

now outside of rihanna’s social media,
some males love their nice fat butts as much as they love their nice fat:

Biceps
Pecs

Feets
Dacks

it happens to all of us tbh.
people told us about our nice fat ______ and we used it/its to get sex.
on social media,
that can be a whole different story.

The following attentionsito is known for his nice fat tail.
One he always liked showing off any chance he got.

in a twist that i’m sure we all saw cumming eventually,
he finally got someone to put something in it

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alex fine didn’t save cassie; he stood with her

What if masculinity wasn’t what we were taught to admire?
What if it was something quieter,
steadier,
and far more powerful?

when someone loves us for who we are,
not for our highlight reels,
not for our past,
and not for who they want us to be but:

The real,
unfiltered,
and sometimes ugly us.

yes,
the ugly us.
the one underneath the filters.

the one that has the demons and the insecurities.
when they don’t flinch or are embarrassed at our flaws.
the one who don’t play bout you and will square up if someone disrespects you.

You better hold on to them.
Tight. AF

i used to believe masculinity lived in the gym.
it was big biceps,
played sports,
and an intimidating stare.
some males,
sure,
but i’ve learned:

Just because someone looks like a man,
that doesn’t mean they act like one.

muscles don’t equal depth; a scowl doesn’t make you safe.
masculinity is not a role we play,
a script we memorize,
or photos we post.
it’s how we show up for ourselves and our loved ones,
especially when no one’s watching.
i thought about this when alex fine spoke out after cassie’s testimony yesterday…

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saquon barkley gave nothing; jalen hurts gave everything

Oh,
Saquon,
was it worth it?

some people simply don’t understand the assignment.
either in life choices or for events.
nothing drives me crazy when it’s a themed event and people dress out of theme.

That’s like the time I went to a pajama party and people showed up in jeans.
Here I was,
wearing this fly Tommy Hilfiger pajama set I got on sale from Macys.

Only about five of us showed up dressed in the proper attire.

nfl baller jackal,
saquon barkley,
could have tried a little harder at the met gala.
he looks like he is wearing a leftover from the espys.
where is the white fiance?

his teammate,
jalen hurts,
didn’t have scheduling conflicts last night tho…

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