i saw this wolf today.
not don lemon…
but this hood wolf that came in my shop.
it did make me think of don lemon tho.
well when he came in,
i thought he was super bummy,
but he had a handsome face and some nice lips.
he had 2 phones,
but the wardrobe was not “it”.
i was confused on that part.
he had on “sim” boots and the jeans looked crazy bootleg.
it wasn’t until he took off his jacket to get his cut…
his body was not to be played with!!!!
well my barber knows him and confirmed he just got out.
it explains that amazing prison body...
and the bootleg clothes.
well he was typical hood wolf about his.
he was leaving the shop to meet up with some hood vixen.

“i’m about to go fuck her and her friend at the telly,
get my kid,
and then hit up fam for thanksgiving”.

i won’t lie…
it turned me on so heavy.
i hope that scene ends up on pornhub.
he is the type of wolf that you let cum through on the late night.
the type that will bang your back out something stupid.
have your foxhole throbbin’ from that pound game.
yeah…
you know the hood wolf i’m talmbout about.
he is also the type of wolf that don lemon isn’t a fan of.
well charles wade had some interesting tweets about don the other day.
seems like don may actually like a hood wolf on the low…
Continue reading “Don Lemon: Pride, Prejudice, and Pipe From A Hood Wolf?” →

so when a straight wolf,
like andrew caldwell,
heads to protest a major world issue…
you know he has to look his best.
well he went to a ferguson protest…
Continue reading “Andrew Caldwell Heads To Protest For The DeliverT” →

baller wolf,
and full of godly drama,
adrian peterson had something to say about the ferguson verdict.
as you can ^see…
its written in some sort of confusing code.
what my foxy senses are making out…
Continue reading “Adrian Peterson Tweets Some Confusion about Ferguson” →

when you get your 15 minutes of fame,
you better act quick.
you need to strike with a series of moves that may extend your clock.
well mister “i love the wimmenz”,
andrew caldwell,
has a new song out.
yes.
a song.
you may hear this at your local church one day.
it’s called “i’m not gay no more” featuring andre forbes…
Continue reading “God Likes When You Sing That You Aren’t Gay No More” →

well i knew this was going to happen.
i knew it.
i just knew it.
apollo nida from #rhoa was going to come clean sooner or later.
i was waiting for everyone and his idiot wife to play catch up…
Continue reading “Fake, Fraud, and FlimFlammery: The Life of Apollo Nida” →

well…
what a absolute disaster that movie was.
ab.
so.
lute.
disaster.
you know what bothered me about wendy williams and this movie…
Continue reading “Wendy Williams Could As Well Call Out Monday Morning” →