*the following entry is rated r.
viewer discretion and graphic images ahead.

we fall for pictures like ^this on social media all the time.
well some of you,
but i’m not impressed as i once was.
when you font for the foxhole,
you start to learn a majority of these #relationshipgoals are legit scams.
relationships aren’t cutesy pictures and highlight reels.

There is ALWAYS some shit going on in the background.

folks don’t want to post when they’re down bad after flexing.
“i told ya he/she/them was trash” is a hard pill to swallow after the flex.

dayane cristina rodrigues machado,
who is pictured above with her huzzband,
decided to show the world how much she loves cooking.
she needed her husband’s sausage to complete the meal tho via “the daily mail”…

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*the following entry is rated r for disturbing images.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.

there is a reggae song that i heard as a little one in barbados that absolutely disturbed me.
it was about a vixen who cheated on her man and told her to strip naked in the middle of town.
talmbout he bought this so…

“TEK IT OFFFFFFFF”

i can’t remember the name of it but as a kid,
i found the song to be absolutely disturbing.
all the straights loved and sung it all the time.
some folks can be really inhumane.
^those trans vixens found themselves in trouble at a straight club.
when the jackals in the club found out they were trans,
they were stripped naked and…

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it sounds like a night after eating a whole edible,
but i’m not talking about some extra freaky shit that we end up taking to our graves.
i’m talking about being robbed and humiliated by a straight hyena.
in 2017,
four straight hyenas were robbing and disrespecting gay males off grindr in texas.
the last one had his day in court and via “advocate“…

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as a kid,
i watched cartoons to basically watch cartoons.
cartoon characters didn’t have sexuality to me.
they just did goofy shit that entertained me.
it was really above the surface for me unless it was part of the plot.
i’ll be the first to raise my hand and say i never assumed betty deville,
who is phil and lil’s mom on “rugrats“,
was gay.
i thought she was just an aggressive woman.

sidebar: angelica is the original hbic.
when susie came into town thooooo…

in the new rugrats reboot,
betty is gonna be a lesbian.
now that i look at her with grown eyes,
it makes sense.
what’s gonna happen to her hubby,
howard?

oh scandal,
she left him for a vixen?

some people are having a fit with the news.
surprise,
suprirse.
i was sent this screenshot of what someone fonted on fb(?)…

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why ya’ll run my manz up off twitter?
huh?
ugh.
franklin saint from snowfall deserves better than this…

…Or did Damson Idris show the world he is simply human and playing a character?

damson idris is trending because he deactivated his twitter account.
why?
allegedly,
he asked this… Continue reading “ya’ll done ran damson idris off twitter (we can’t have nice-looking things?)” →

all i wanted was an iced coffee with an extra espresso shot to wake my ass up.
that’s all i wanted this afternoon.
i needed that boost because i’m dragging af today.
so i hopped on my phone and hit uber eats.

What is the equivalent of being “hangry” but in need of coffee?

i order:

large cold brew iced coffee with almond milk,
toasted almond shot,
extra caramel swirl,
the expresso shot for a boost,
and less ice.
also add: warmed coffee cake muffin on the side.

i’m excited even typing that out.
all comes to 14.66.
when the delivery jackal (and ill get into why he is a jackal) pulls the bag out…

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