*contains spoilers

i’ve imagined this is how older closeted males get when they are fed tf up.
they hate their families and the “straight” lives they chose.
i’m talking about the ain’t shit ones like cal jacobs,
played by eric dane,
from euphoria.
on last night’s episode,
he left my mouth wide TF open when he came home drunk as shit.
when i font you that i wasn’t ready for that dragging he ensued on them…

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i think the navy knew but we didn’t want to admit it.
from the oversized shirts,
hands over her belly,
and the weight gain,
we could all tell rihanna was gut full of human.
diggzy aka miles diggs confirmed it today with ^that shot and this one…

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first trey songz and now chris brown?
it isn’t a good year for both of our millenial r&b singers.
i mean,
both of them have had ongoing scandals,
but now we are in the realm of alleged rapes?
chris brown has been accused of raping someone as well…

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i don’t know how some of ya’ll do it during zoom calls at work.
it’s probably the thrill of it all tbh.
i would be so concerned with lighting and angles,
or being caught taking a nap,
but everyone else is in full-blown ratchet mode during zoom calls.
some of ya’ll like to have sex while thinking your cams and mics are off:

so an alleged school teacher in birimingham decided,
while in the middle of teaching kids,
that she wanted to give her class a teachable moment.
the problem is that her camera was still on while getting smashed…

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*This is a what NOT to do to someone you want as an ally.

 a few weeks ago,
i got a dm about a photographer we all know.
allegedly,
before they would even shoot,
a model was asked to send his penis pictures to the said photographer.
after he sent it,
he was told he made it past the “review stage” to qualify.
i was shown all the screenshots between the model and the photographer.
allegedly,
the model felt uncomfortable during the whole shooting process.
the reason he hit me up was to expose said photographer but…

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i love spotify but Lawd knows i’m tired of the podcast hype.
“the joe rogan experience“,
a podcast hosted by joe rogan on spotify,
has been causing so much confusion.
i don’t listen and i only know joe from his days on “fear factor”.
he gave his views on a recent podcast about being black in africa and…

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