when lizzo first came out with “juicy”,
i was obsessed.
i’ll be 100:

This big vixen is killing it.
She is dancing,
talented,
and giving no fucks with her lyrics.

in 2019,
i think i listened to her debut album every day going to that hell hole of a last job.
in 2020,
i think i saw every inch of lizzo’s naked ass.
if it wasn’t twerking then it was being naked for the gram.
it started to become repetitive and redundant.
well in 2021,
lizzo had a ted talk where she explained why she twerks and via “the jasmine brand“…

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britney spears is a free vixen now.
as you know,
her conservatorship is over.
her father has been removed and ( x facing charges of misconduct ).
she is also engaged to her fine wolf:

 

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so what other way to celebrate being free is by being naked…

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i guess they’ll be giving marlo a peach now?
soooooooooo what’s happening with rhoa?
i remember when i use to be into that show but i started to like my drama more scripted.
i wanna see actors winning awards with my drama.
cynthia bailey,
who has been on rhoa for 11 seasons,
announced she was bouncing 3 days ago:

 

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…and i kinda get it because she is kinda boring.
they literally had to give her drama.
today,
a 10 year veteran cast member has jumped ship…

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you know what i’m always asking in regards to nicki minaj these days.
i hate when successful vixens date and marry trash because it never ends well.
(see: wendy williams).
jennifer hough,
the rape victim of that man (kenneth petty),
took her story to daytime tv.
this is for those who need the whole story:

 

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caught up?
good.
so she went on “the real” where she spoke about all that went down…

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barry bartlett is a sexy muthafucka.
i just know in my hearts that he a freak.
his ig is literal eye candy that will drip down your legs.
as you know,
or didn’t,
but barry use to date michael privius aka monsternova.

they were a sexy muthafuckin couple together.
alas,
they broke up but it seems like barry hasn’t moved on.
a f-bi sent me who michael is allegedly dating now.
allegedly,
barry did a post and delete on ig stories recently that a f-bi caught…

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i’ve been told don’t fuck with the police.
as fine as some of them are,
they can be crazy af.
it’s no secret some police officers are jackals and hyenas behind the scenes.
they commit the same crimes they would arrest you for.
reginald patterson,
a lieutenant in wisconson,
was caught allegedly with a hooker.
where tho?…

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